Pun included
Tracks
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The balls to try and pull that off with the professor of criminology, though.
You can tell which one’s really from a professor because the fake one has that professional sign off and the real ones end in “Sent from my iPhone”
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
#a masterpiece
These corporations, I don’t know what they’re doing.
Game Night (2018) dir. John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein
If you have 2 legs, you have more legs than average.
(Source: lesbiskammerat)
the conversation has to be as good as the sex
Plot twist.
(Source: laughoutloud-club)
out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.
I challenge you up
Fuck he did it tho
He spent almost 2 hours coming up with that, honestly the dedication
who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti
(Source: hippopotalust)
what exactly are we supposed to do with this information
(Source: fuckmountain2)